(Article six of the "On Being Pregnant Series")
The reaction people had to my baby belly seemed to divide along age groups, kids, teens, adults, parents, grandparents. I'm not a person that's used to bringing about a reaction from other people, quite the opposite actually as I tend to blend in with the wallpaper; not so with a baby belly.
Kids are the most fun, although toddlers didn't really seem to notice. I think it's because they're still developing a baseline for what's normal. Many a parent said, "Look honey, there's a baby in her tummy!" The toddler would usually look for moment then squirm away and run off. After all, everything is a miracle to a two year old. Open the door to the big box in the kitchen and cold air rushes out and lights turn on. Pull the handle and water shoots out. Push the lever and G.I. Joe disappears in a whirlpool. Baby in her tummy?? Big deal!
Add just another year or two of sophistication and suddenly the baby-in-her-tummy idea is a lot more interesting. These kids loved putting their hands on my belly and some would even run up to me and pull up my shirt for a better look and give the baby a shout out. Their stream of questions almost always started with, "How does the baby get in there?" Being a biology buff I had no trouble answering this question for my daughter, but in attempt to be sensitive to other people's beliefs and boundaries I would answer, "You should probably ask your mom about that, kiddo." What did I tell my daughter? Excellent question. It went something like this: "Mommies have organs inside their bodies called ovaries. Once a month, these ovaries release an egg. If the daddies fertilize the egg within a few days then a baby will start to grow. That's why babies look a little like their moms and a little like their dads. The baby starts out very, very tiny and gets bigger every day. Then one day, a long time later, the baby will be ready to come out." I was pretty proud of my simple yet accurate description of human reproduction, until I figured out that my daughter assumed the fertilizer was "rubbed on the mommy's tummy." I think I mumbled out an "ummm hummm". I guess my frank honesty only goes so far.
With regards to teenagers, some of the girls would show some enthusiasm but most teenagers would deftly avoid any eye contact. It was like I was a drop of oil in a saucer with pepper flakes. Firstly, they're wise enough to know how you got yourself in this predicament, (tee-hee-hee) but really the idea of pregnancy to a teenager is painted with a thick coat of scandal and over a primer coat of fear. There was nothing more scary that the idea of being a "teen mom" when I was a teen and no scandal bigger than one of us turning up with a baby bump. So their reaction was predictable but also lacking in perspective. I've seen teenage parents do an amazing job and lead a great life.
Among adults it was immediately obvious who was and wasn't a parent. The non-parent types would treat you with mostly indifference, (nothing wrong with that) but fellow parents are quick to light up with excitement and run through the typical script of questions while peppering your responses with their experiences. Dads were generally not so forthcoming but occasionally I'd catch a tough looking, rough-around-the-edges-type with a big sappy grin at the sight of my engorged belly and I'd think, "Yep he's got a little princess at home too."
Some of my favorite reactions came from people who were older. They come from a place of such experience, wisdom, and best of all, perspective on how fleeting these moments are. They'd show unabashed happiness at the gift I'm about to receive and know firsthand that the discomforts and trials are not what I'll remember, nor what really matters. Even from a casual exchange I'd feel uplifted, as though I just had a nice visit with doting grandparents.
I've never been a person to elicit much of a reaction from people, particularly strangers. There's just something special about a pregnant woman. She holds the magic of creation and the hope for our kind in one neat, adorable, little bump. Which is what I think people really meant when Id get the usual, "You look great!" I'd think these people were crazy or lying for my benefit. My internal dialog would shout, "What do you mean, I'm huge, my face is fat, I'm tired, and I haven't seen my toes in ages!" But now that I'm normal again, (well a new normal anyway) when I see a pregnant friend the words fly right out of my mouth, "You look great!"
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Worry!
(Article four of the "On Being Pregnant Series")
The cruelest part of pregnancy isn't any of the aforementioned inconveniences or discomforts. It the onslaught of information in every pregnancy book, pamphlet, show, etc. about what could be wrong with your baby. I'm getting anxious even thinking about it. One book had me stressed out after I read that stress was bad for the baby. We live in an age of too much information. If I have symptoms of an ailment, then a nice index by which I may look up my symptoms would be helpful. Just make sure it's all in some appendix at the back of the book. It would even be nice to post a warning: "SCARY STUFF IN HERE -- OPEN ONLY IF NECESSARY". If there's no indication of anything amiss, I don't want to know all the terrifying possibilities. Just stick to showing me how big my tadpole is and what adorable parts she's developing at this point.
Of all the possible defects, the one that scared me the most was Down's syndrome. The only reason I worried is because I opted for the screening. WHCA recommends it; so how could I turn down the opportunity to know my baby was OK? It also came with a bonus early ultrasound. But! The screening is done to give you the option of terminating the pregancy. I can't explain the horror of imagining the scenario in which you'll have to make that choice. Although the testing is done fairly early, you don't get your results (which are in the form of odds -- Vegas style) until 20 weeks. That's about four weeks after I'd already begun to feel the baby move. 'Nuff said on this subject. Shudder.
If caused any pregnant mommies and undue anxiety, please accept my apologies and view the below video over and over until your blood pressure returns to normal.
The cruelest part of pregnancy isn't any of the aforementioned inconveniences or discomforts. It the onslaught of information in every pregnancy book, pamphlet, show, etc. about what could be wrong with your baby. I'm getting anxious even thinking about it. One book had me stressed out after I read that stress was bad for the baby. We live in an age of too much information. If I have symptoms of an ailment, then a nice index by which I may look up my symptoms would be helpful. Just make sure it's all in some appendix at the back of the book. It would even be nice to post a warning: "SCARY STUFF IN HERE -- OPEN ONLY IF NECESSARY". If there's no indication of anything amiss, I don't want to know all the terrifying possibilities. Just stick to showing me how big my tadpole is and what adorable parts she's developing at this point.
Of all the possible defects, the one that scared me the most was Down's syndrome. The only reason I worried is because I opted for the screening. WHCA recommends it; so how could I turn down the opportunity to know my baby was OK? It also came with a bonus early ultrasound. But! The screening is done to give you the option of terminating the pregancy. I can't explain the horror of imagining the scenario in which you'll have to make that choice. Although the testing is done fairly early, you don't get your results (which are in the form of odds -- Vegas style) until 20 weeks. That's about four weeks after I'd already begun to feel the baby move. 'Nuff said on this subject. Shudder.
If caused any pregnant mommies and undue anxiety, please accept my apologies and view the below video over and over until your blood pressure returns to normal.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Don't Worry They All Look Like Aliens at this Stage
(Article four of the "On Being Pregnant Series")
The coolest part of pregnancy is getting those first few sneak peeks at the baby via an ultrasound machine. The image is black and white, blurry, like a bad charcoal drawing; and also the most amazingly beautiful thing I had ever seen in my life. It always amazed me how little they are (only about 4" and 2.5oz at 15 weeks) and yet how much they already look like a fully developed baby. I loved feeling them kick then seeing it on screen a moment later. When feeling the movements my imagination would always try to figure out what was creating the sensations, but here I could see it, in real time, live. It was breathtaking. A weepy person I am not, but both times I saw my babies for the first time kicking around in there, I cried tears of pure happiness. Afterwards, I'd check my book to make sure the oversized alien head on my perfect baby was normal...
Before I had kids, I'd view my friends' ultrasound pictures with indifference. "Um yeah that's great. Where's the head again? Oh that? OK I think I see it. Uh, here you go." No so anymore, now they elict genuine responses of "How adorable!" and "Look at that cute button nose!" I see no blurry images anymore. I see a cute little baby waiting to bring his/her own brand of joy to the world.
Isn't she the cutest little ink-blot you've ever seen?? |
Before I had kids, I'd view my friends' ultrasound pictures with indifference. "Um yeah that's great. Where's the head again? Oh that? OK I think I see it. Uh, here you go." No so anymore, now they elict genuine responses of "How adorable!" and "Look at that cute button nose!" I see no blurry images anymore. I see a cute little baby waiting to bring his/her own brand of joy to the world.
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