An Oysterville Regatta to Remember

The day of the Oysterville Regatta dawned gray. Sure it would soon burn off, my littlest, Berzo, and I walked through the quiet to the Oysterville Store for a treat. A light mist followed us there. As we threw sticks for Bhima and visited with Greg, the sun tried to pull through. I was certain it would. On the way back to the Cordray’s house, the sky darkened as the clouds filled their basins, then they opened the spigots—right on our heads. I hoisted Berzo to my back and trotted back, laughing along with other wayward morning walkers.

Oysterville is simply dusting herself off for her big day today.

Thankfully, that's exactly what happened.

Photo Courtesy of Tucker

The regattas of Oysterville's heyday were organized by the Shoalwater Bay Yacht Club in the early 1870’s. Nearly all the oystermen participated in the much anticipated thirty-mile race.

The boom of the town cannon sent majestic plungers and their crew of sailors swooping across the water in hopes of winning a silver cup. The ships were captained by such familiar names as Loomis, Crellin, and Stream. My husband's ancestor likely captained his plunger, The Vivian, in the races.  Afterward, the village turned out for the “...Regatta Ball, remembered as the crowning social event of the season.” Images of America, Oysterville, by Sydney Stevens.

The Oysterville Regattas of today are organized by the Tucker, Carol and family. Although contemporary regattas are of a more modest scale, they have lost none of the villager's enthusiasm. Today, an air horn blast sends Laser class sailboats, gliding towards the first buoy in the race. The triangular course is just shy of two miles and requires not only sailing expertise but stamina, as each captain, without the benefit of a crew, must complete three full races. The committee boat volunteers tally points for each finisher based on their finishing order for each race, e.g. the first place finisher receives one point. The sailor with the fewest points at the end of the race wins The Oyster Cup. In the event of a tie, sailors are ranked by best finishing position.

The Oyster Cup circa 1996

Today's Oyster Cup trophy is an actual oyster cocktail cup, vintage, from Dan & Louis' Oysterbar. The cup is encased in a beautiful wooden box, built by Charley, and crowned with a bronze sculpture of a sloop, donated by Dave Williams. The back of the trophy has engraved placards for each past winner dating back to 1996. A coveted prize indeed. One that for several years was not won by a person of Oysterville. “Ringers,” invited by Oysterville sailors, seemed to be taking home the cup every year. To maintain interest, Tucker fashioned a new trophy to be awarded to the best scoring Oysterville sailor. He built it with the intention of giving it to the first person who won it three times. As it happened, Tucker, himself, won it three times in a row and decided to retire the lovely trophy to his mantel. The third trophy is a stained glass piece depicting a blue heron in flight. This work of art is presented to the best scoring, experienced skipper who has yet to win the Oyster Cup.

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Skipper's Meeting

Oysterville sparkled as the captains of this year's regatta met at the Skipper's Meeting at noon. Here, the rules of the races are explained, safety personnel and committee boat persons introduced. Tucker then explained the race layout, using orange Whiffle balls as buoys and wooden squares for boats. Terry and Janice, who man the committee boat, explained the air horn signals and scoring. The experienced sailors had few questions and the meeting was wrapped up in short order.

About 2 p.m., the skippers suited up and headed to Shoalwater Bay, hauling down their sails and lines to rig their boats. My girls bounced in delight at the activity and the prospect of spending the rest of the day playing in the bay. About 3 p.m., the spectators began to line up at the end of Clay Street and pick out positions for watching the race.

 A line of colorful chairs greeted us as we began to set up. Armed with spotting scopes, binoculars, and squinting eyes, the spectators cheered for the racers, and asked/speculated with each other who was who, and who finished where, and otherwise enjoyed the exceptionally nice weather and equally nice company.

We all agreed that the first place finisher of the first race was Clark, Clark again for the second race, and Collin for the third race, with Betsy always nipping at their keels. The rest of the details were sketchy at best.

And they're off!

To the rescue.

The races were particularly exciting this year. The sailors were well matched, the boats were in tight groups, changing position frequently adding to the excitement. The South Pacific County Technical Rescue Team towed Alan Dees and his ailing boat in with a wave runner. Alan quickly righted his rigging problem and rejoined the races. Later the scene was repeated as Matt Nixon rode in behind the wave runner. He joined the spectators and regaled us with a first hand account of the three challenging races, as the remaining sailors fought for finishing position on the final race.

Lina

After the races the village retired to the Cordray front yard for the Regatta Banquet and awards ceremony. I’m not sure what the Regatta Balls of the 1870's were like, but I'm certain they did not rival the food prepared by Lina and her crew. Lina plans the menus, enlists a crew of family and friends including, Carol, Amber, Sue, and their families to prepare food for a village. I have attended many top dollar, catered events that paled in comparison to the fare presented here.

While the guests dined, Tucker presented regatta tee-shirts of his own design to the third place winner, Betsy Nordquist, then the second place and stained glass trophy winner Collin, and finally a tee-shirt and the Oyster Cup to his son, Clark. Then Tucker presented tee-shirts to each of the race participants and to those who helped out with the banquet.

Clark & Family

Collin

Betsy

The sun made her excuses and went to bed, the fire pit glowed with friendly warmth and voices rose and fell in conversation and laughter. The leftover food was stowed away, the stars twinkled their hellos as people drifted through the village to their homes. Guitar chords and voices floated through the night air.


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When the new year is young and days are still short, Tucker will look at the tide tables for 2015 and find an afternoon tide in August that is somewhere close to eight feet.  After choosing, he'll design another beautiful invitation and send them out to over fifty families.  I'm already looking forward to pinning it on our refrigerator.  It is certainly a date to save.

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Source for historical information: Images of America, Oysterville, by Sydney Stevens.

Source for contemporary information: Tucker.

Our Visit to Rice Rock Museum

Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks & Minerals

Open: Wednesday - Sunday
Hours: 1 p.m. - 5 p.m.
Admission:
Adults $8
Kids: $6
Kids (4 & under): Free

Ten or more years ago my friend Stephanie handed me a brochure for the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals, then extolled the many virtues of their collection. Knowing I'm interested in natural sciences, I'm sure she thought we'd make a visit right away. However being the poor planners that we are, Charley and I never went—despite that it is conveniently located, affordable, and really, really neat.

This summer wasn't going to get away from me without taking my girls on a visit to this museum. This being the last week in summer, I thought we should maybe get started on that… So Monday we decided we were going. Then I checked their website. They are open Wednesday through Sunday 1-5 p.m. Humm, Monday is out. 1 p.m.-5 p.m.? Seriously? That's smack dab during cranky time—not for the girls—me. My energy level dips early afternoon and I'm usually sporting a low grade headache… You get the idea.

Wednesday came, and we went. The museum was originally the home of the two primary collectors, Richard and Helen Rice. They passed away in 1997, just after they finished the paperwork to turn it into a museum, which it already was in all but name and tax-id. They built their custom home in 1952, and it was probably a mansion by the standard of those days. The entire lower floor was designed to house their growing collections, which now totals over twenty thousand pieces. The house is even sided with “Coconino sandstone from Coconino County, Arizona, an eolian (wind-blown) sandstone deposited in ancient sand dunes during the Permian period (260 million years ago), composed mainly of quartz grains.” (Taken from the FAQ page.)

Despite all of the geologic wonders, I couldn't help but feel as though I slipped into the set the Brady Bunch.

When we first stepped into the Brady Bunch house, the retro-house smell permeates (not-unpleasant) as you gaze at the glass case lined walls, filled with pieces of meteorites and other specimens. Sensing that my attention was elsewhere, Berzo started tugging on my arm and banging on the glass doors. Uh-oh, I thought, this isn't going to go so well. Berzo couldn't see much, being a shorty, and I was worried that everything was going to be boring displays behind glass. If it can't be touched, hefted, smelled, and in some instances, tasted, it may as well not exist to a toddler.

I needn't have worried. Once we passed through the initial hallways, the museum opened up with many items that could be touched and manipulated. Right away there was a large chunk of meteorite on a table. Touching something that fell to the earth from outer space is really not overrated. The table was framed with little doors to lift. Each handle was a different rock that was a possible answer to the question, (which I don't remember) and the display underneath told you if your guess was correct. Berzo lifted them all.

Mom, I'm touching dinosaur poo!

The walls were all lined with glass cases loaded with interesting rock and mineral specimens, the doors of which boomed alarmingly every time Berzo pushed on or hit the glass. We didn't linger too long in the "observation only" areas. Boot's favorite specimen was a fossil hoof and bones from an early horse, and the coprolites. Several coprolites were out for touching, and the girls thoroughly enjoying handling dinosaur poop. They also had an impressive nest of dinosaur eggs. They were so well preserved they looked as though they might at any moment pop open with baby dinosaurs squalling for their parents to feed them.

There was an entire room dedicated to fossilized wood, with lots of ancient forms of palms. Their size and quality were astounding. The fossilized pine cones were pretty darn neat too.

In one of the converted bedrooms there is a gallery of phosphorescent rocks that glow under a blacklight. The room cycles from black-light to white-light for comparison. There was this and so much more in just the house portion.

There is another separate gallery that has what is possibly the largest, opal filled, geode ever found. It is truly remarkable. Even the girls wowed as they ran their hands on this otherworldly stone.

In-between the buildings are paths to explore as well as many of the larger specimens, like a huge basalt pillar, pieces of petrified wood and much more. In the middle is a rock pile that invites burgeoning young rock-hounds to dig for a souvenir to take home—for free. Boots got something that looks like a petrified wood and Berzo got a sparkly blue rock.

I love my rock I found in the rock pile!

The Brady's (oops, I mean Rice's) garage has been converted into a gift shop. Inside are plenty of rocks, books and even fossils in slabs of slate (want) for sale. Berzo chose a pretty yellow crystal called calcite ($2), and Boots got an unopened geode($3). We attempted to crack it when we got home but have been as of yet, unsuccessful.

The museum is located on the north side of Highway 26 just a short dash from Hillsboro. The admission is reasonable at eight dollars per adult, and six per child, (four years old and under are free). We will certainly go back again. Older kids will love it but it is also fun and reasonably safe for toddlers, most of the reachable specimens are tethered by wires and the glass doors are strong, Berzo personally tested them.

We will certainly be regular visitors. See you there.

Space Cadet

Art by RiStarr of Deviant Art

I’ve got amazing powers of observation.

These lyrics floated on waves from my stereo to my teenage soul as I laid on my bed, eyes closed, watching the colors and pictures swirl.

“Yeah, me too.”

Then the plane crashes and machine guns fire as Syd Barret's sanity is locked behind an impenetrable wall, rendering him Comfortably Numb as he begins Waiting for the Worms.

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As a fourth child, (one natural brother, two step siblings) I was often overlooked and sometimes left out of the older kids' activities, which usually suited me just fine. I had plenty of social time too, but those hours left to my own devices I spent observing my world and the people that inhabited it. I watched them act and react, pondering the impulses that animated them. I watched nature and studied the behavior of domestic animals. While I took it all in, I was unaware of my surroundings, time, hunger—I was anything but lonely and certainly not bored.

I acquired the nickname, “Space Cadet” because it sometimes took more than one attempt to rouse me from such a state.

I hated being called Space Cadet.

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My world and my kid's worlds are so different. We were called for meals but otherwise left to our own devices from a very young age. In my kids' world, they are shoved into all kinds of prearranged situations in 'safe' play spaces with pre-arranged companions to do pre-arranged activities. No wonder today's kids are so anxious, it's rare for them to make even the simplest decisions for themselves and when life requires them to, they melt down. At least mine do. I digress.

In these pre-arranged activities such as a gymnastics class or a play-and-music class. There are the active go-getter kids, the social kids, and the observers that hang back and prefer to watch everything from a distance. Parents generally want their kids to be go-getter and/or social kids because they think their own child's unwillingness to participate means that he/she isn't benefitting from the activity or perhaps that something is amiss—nothing like having an audience when your kid is behaving weird.

I see the parents worry and try to urge their child to participate. I would tell them not to worry, I was also one such child, but the instructor has already done that. It doesn't help. The parent tries to coax their now recalcitrant child into the fray and sometimes misinterprets their behavior as a problem. If the observer's brain was hooked up to an electrical impulse reader they would be astonished at the level of activity that is happening in there. They are taking in an incredible amount of novel information. They miss nothing, the way the other kids move through, the way they react to each other, how they solve (or not) property disputes, what the parents are doing, what the instructor is saying, the pattern on the carpet... With all this input, it is difficult, if not impossible, to also talk and/or join in the activity.

However, after a period of time the novelty wears off, freeing up enough cognitive processing power to allow the child to join in. Not only will they have learned much about the specific skill they'll need to perform, they also have absorbed intricacies of the social situation from a less threatening third party perspective, and all kinds of other minute bits of data from their surroundings and situation. These kids can often perform a new task on the first or second try. Astounding to all but the child, who has carefully studied the trial and errors of the other children.

My dad took me down the river in his drift boat many times. The first time he let me sit behind the oars during a mellow stretch of water, I found I could quick-turn perfectly, pull to one bank then the other then right back in the middle, dipping my oars in the correct depth for each maneuver. Dad was coaching me, but I didn't need it. He thought me gifted, but I knew it was from the time I spent observing his movements. I have always want to try a full drift behind the oars, but I never got a chance, by the time I was strong enough he had injured his back. Then I moved away from rivers and the people who drifted them. And that was that.

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Boots is a social kid who jumps right into an activity. She learns by doing, almost exclusively. She has a difficult time seeing from other people's perspective and I mistake that for being self-centered, when really it's lack of experience observing other people. How can she not see that?  I find myself thinking frequently.  She has no interest in learning by watching, even when it's something she's passionate about, like riding horses. We go to the horse fair every year and she quickly tires of watching the other girls ride equitation routes, (we're up so close!). I try to narrate what's happening to help her glean the learning opportunities and gain her interest but, alas, if she's not in the saddle, she could care less.

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As an introvert, life can be taxing. When the blur of people moving, people talking, and kid meltdowns become too much for me, if I can't cover my ears and close my eyes, I either have a grown-up tantrum or shift into observation mode. I've only discovered this ability as an adult and often forget to employ it. But when I do, I am impenetrable.

My kids hate it.

In observation mode, life becomes a work of art. A toddler-tantrum becomes a charming phase of life that I'll one day miss. A punk kid becomes an artistic embodiment of modern culture— a thing of beauty. A skyscraper becomes the Roman Coliseum—something to be marveled at. The texture in bird feathers, the dynamics of their wings and movements becomes a wonder of evolution and beauty, their song something for which I wish I could capture on paper in measures and notes. My children's faces become animated sculptures of cherubic perfection.

As I pull myself back down, and push my attention outward, I am refreshed.

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“Amy, are you O.K.?”

“Amy?? Amy!”

“Huh, wha? Yeah, I’m fine. Go away.”